Monday, November 19, 2012
T.K.: This is it, guys! The next step of our amazing adventure! First, we're going to climb into this great big yellow bag, then we'll be taken to a great new land... this amazing world known as 'opp shop!'
Tugs: I give this yellow bag a thumbs-up.
Skye: You gave that dead puppy we walked past a thumbs-up.
Tugs: It is my gift. It is my curse.
Dracula Don: Well, make yourselves comfy - you may be here for a while. The waiting list is pretty backed up as it is.
Festive White Bear: Fresh meat...
Hollywood Hulk Hogan: WHATCHA GONNA DO, KOOSH LINGS, WHATCHA GONNA DO?
Roaring Lizard: (is incapable of roaring. Strokes his nonexistent beard maliciously)
T.K.: ...This is the worst adventure since Terminator 3.
Tugs: I give this tragic turn of events a thum-
Skye: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TUGS.